The following conversation is about a four-year-old, who I think is very smart. His name is Daniel.
“Little fish will be sad to leave his parents”
—Then take its parents as well.
“Are you from here?”
—Emmm, I am Chinese.
“Why do you kiss girls instead of boys?”
—-Because my dad said ladies first.
“Why do you like mangosteen?”(a girl)
“If we love mom, how should we treat her?”
—-Buy her flowers, diamonds, necklaces, lipsticks. Beautiful shoes!
“You can ask the calf if it’s full”
—-He can’t talk.
“Who else is good except you?”
—-I think Max is good, too. Jasper is a little bit good.
“Because your mother likes Wu Yanzu very much, his English name is Daniel, so your English name is also called Daniel.
—-Is he more handsome than you, dad?
“Yes, more handsome than me.”
—So Dad, you can change your name to Daniel.
“No, I refuse“
“Is the scenery beautiful here? “
—-Beautiful, but not as beautiful as my mom,she is more beautiful than snow white!
“Do you think parents should beat their children?”
—-Because I don’t like those people who are too strict.
“In the future, if you have children, will you beat him?”
—-I won’t have children, because I’m a boy and I won’t have children!
“Yes, you will have a wife in the future. Your wife will give birth to you.”
—-Because I only like mom.
“What do you do can upset your mom?”
—-She never lost her temper with me.
“What’s your mom’s favorite food?”
—-Hot pot. Why do you ask such a simple question.
“Do you think your mom is beautiful?”
—-Well, good-looking. The whole body is good-looking, make-up is good-looking, no make-up is also good-looking.
“What are the shortcomings of your mom?”
By the way he is very cute!!!: )